Chile and Onions

My library finally got its copy of Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition, and I have been savoring every page as I browse.

However, just like reading the "news" on The Onion website, the headlines are usually funnier than trying to read the whole article... "Chile: Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818".

Who doesn't find the shape of the nation of Chile amusing?